I can totally see why old rich men would fall for this chick.

If you’re wondering why I didn’t use her face for the main image of this post, the picture below should give you the answer. She’s totally ‘effing fugly. She’s best served wearing sunglasses and photographed from no less than 20 feet away.

My wife says I pleasure myself too much.  I have no idea where she gets that idea…

Because no one would recognize her without a bikini, you can pretty much bet that Victoria will be wearing tiny bikinis well into her 60′s.  And by then she’ll look well into her 80′s.  The sun is a marvelous thing.  Let’s just be thankful that these pics are a bit blurry.  Or maybe that’s just my eye sight… my mom told me if I keep it up, I’ll go blind…

You know that “how many to screw in a light bulb joke?” Well, I’m wondering the same for Victoria Silvstedt.  How many handlers does it take to put this chick together.  Anyway, here she is at some award show…why she’s there?  That’s anyone’s guess.  But when you look like she does, and you latch yourself on to some rich billionaire, you can pretty much do whatever you want.  Which in Victoria’s case is, nothing. Miley [...]

Gotta hand it to the little guy, he’s managed to hang on to her all these years.  Actually, I’m guessing that it’s the other way around.  She’s gotta be 50?  And he’s about a billionaire’s age… so I’m surprised he’s not pulling a 22 year old. Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody Top 5 NFL Busts – WeOwnYou Sculptures That Will Shock You Here 50 hot pictures Of Chicks Caveman Circus Cool Photos Taken [...]