Paris Hilton pulled and tugged on the bottom of her swimsuit today in Sydney, Australia to reveal the tiniest of tan lines.

How long do you think it takes Paris to get herself ready. I’m not talking about her outfits and hair. I’m talking about her meds. How many do you think she takes? My answer of course is, obviously not enough, because she’s still alive. Zing!

Now that Kim Kardashian is pretty much old news, Paris may sense an opportunity for a comeback…

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Just when I was thinking about all the Holiday cheer, I stumble across this sad sack.  Quick everyone with open cuts, out of the ocean. Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody Top 5 NFL Busts – WeOwnYou Sculptures That Will Shock You Here 50 hot pictures Of Chicks Caveman Circus Cool Photos Taken At The Right Moment Here Best Motivational Quote Ever Ned Hardy Jessica Messenger Sweet College Cutie TFB Funny Protestor Pics Here [...]

While most people are preparing for the Christmas holidays, and spending time with their family and loved ones, so is Paris.  She’s spending time with herself because nobody loves Paris more, than Paris.  And the Spaniards…who still haven’t realized that she’s pretty much worthless around these parts of the world.  Enjoy. Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody Top 5 NFL Busts – WeOwnYou Sculptures That Will Shock You Here 50 hot pictures Of Chicks [...]