Tick, tock Sam… tick tock… only a few more months until douche bag has to face the judge and explain why he was carrying 10,000 oxycodone pills… he faces up to 20 years in prison.  So yeah, I guess I’d be spending as much time with his blond bimbo as possible.  You know who loves pompous celebrities?  Prisoners.  You know who loves black dudes hooking up with white chicks?  Skinheads.  Have fun.

Here’s Karissa Shannon. I’m betting she really has no clue when St. Patrick’s day is… in fact, I’m sure it comes as surprise to her that it happens every year.  And if telling her it’s St. Paddy’s day helps get her into a sweet bikini, then we need to tell her it’s a daily holiday.  Who’s with me.  Then again, I don’t think that much planning has to be involved… Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double [...]

That’s a pretty scarf Sam.  The boys are going to love it.  I’m amazed (not really) that Karissa has stuck around all this time.  With that body, she could have become a lot more successful.  And by successful, I mean, notorious.  I guess we’ll have to wait and see what her next move is after Thuston Howell over here, gets sentenced.  But judging by the fact she thinks picking her nose for the camera is [...]

Karissa Shannon and boyfriend Sam Jones III arrived at The Staple Center in Los Angeles, California on December 25, 2010 for the Lakers Vs. Miami.  Have you ever woken up in a cold sweat as you realize your life is nothing but a joke.  Happens to me all the time.  But then I think of sad sacks like Karissa Shannon and my world seems somewhat normal.  She’ll do fine as long as her pretty face [...]