Isn’t it great when chicks in bikinis pretend to read?

Some of you may know Imogen from her affair with Ryan Giggs. Most probably know her from wearing skimpy outfits. Neither would be wrong.

Imogen Thomas did her very best to ensure all eyes were on her on the beach in Lanzarote yesterday. The 29-year-old reality star lapped up the attention of ogling male admirers as she strutted along the sand, running her hands through her tousled hair.

They say her claim to fame is UK Big Brother… I think Ryan Giggs would have something to say about that…

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Stealing other women’s husbands didn’t quite work out too well for Imogen, so I guess acting like a w*ore in Vegas, is the next best thing.  Think of it as a horizontal leap.  Pardon the pun.

She has such a bright career ahead of her…

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Here’s UK’s “Big Brother” and scandal ridden, bottom feeder Imogen Thomas.  Did I get it all?  Opportunist, shameless… anything else?

She tried to break up with him?  How does a chick try and break up with someone?  I’ve had many, many, many chicks break up with me.  There’s no “try” only “do”. Don’t return his texts, don’t pick up the phone, don’t talk to his friends… so many ways to break up with someone.  But I guess she has to say she “tried” so that she can look like a victim and not the fame [...]