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One of the better tracksuits I’ve seen in a while…

OMFG! Here’s Lauren Stoner. She certainly makes me hungry. I feel like eating something!

Now only if her acting was as half as good as she looks!

You’re right Irina, you’re much too classy for Playboy.  This is much better.  Idiot.

Oh come on, she’s gotta be able to feel that?  I mean, she’s gotta know, right?

Something to “think about” over the weekend!

Here’s Xerxes at a Children’s Hospital Veteran’s Hospital Burn Ward Women’s Shelter… Nail Salon.  And if you live in LA, you’ll know that it’s been raining pretty hard over the last two weeks… so yeah, it only makes sense to wear sandals in the rain after getting a pedicure. Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody Top 5 NFL Busts – WeOwnYou Sculptures That Will Shock You Here 50 hot pictures Of Chicks Caveman Circus [...]

Lindsay Lohan seems to be allergic to something in rehab, probably being sober, because her lips seem to have swollen up a bit since the last time we saw her. She looks like she’s eaten a few bad clams. Ha! I didn’t even mean to make a lesbian prison joke… Sometimes things just seem to work out that way. I don’t really mind if she swells up a bit, but I was kind of hoping [...]