I mean, there are millions starving every day on one end, and you have Kate Beckinsale on the other… it’s pretty clear to me that God is a dude.

I mean, just look at that form!

Welcome to Cougar Town!

Is it me, or has this f*cking tour gone on for years now?!

Now that Kim Kardashian is pretty much old news, Paris may sense an opportunity for a comeback…

shhh’ there, there.  don’t be shy…

She actually had a police escort whilst she went shopping.  Deficit, what deficit?

Meh.  Not bad for a Wednesday.

What, no kissy faces?  Here’s another unflattering picture of horse face, Annalynne McCord.

Oh come on, she’s gotta be able to feel that?  I mean, she’s gotta know, right?

A rose is a rose, is a rose.

Oh good.  A new generation of awesome role models.

She’s looked better.