Jackpot Joy to be precise…

Whateves, she throws like a girl…

The Barbadian singer, 23, was given an early morning wake-up call by admirers outside her hotel in Brazil and she stepped out on to her balcony sporting huge bed hair.

Look at him, just mocking us… Actually never mind him, look at her.  Now I know why men do stupid things for a piece of ass.  Literally, a piece of ass.

Stealing other women’s husbands didn’t quite work out too well for Imogen, so I guess acting like a w*ore in Vegas, is the next best thing.  Think of it as a horizontal leap.  Pardon the pun.

…and totally unaware that her picture is being taken…and about to be “leaked” or “stolen”  this is pretty much what it’s now come down to for Miley Cyrus.  She knows that she can never keep her Disney fans, and she knows that anyone over the age of 18 doesn’t listen to her… so the next logical step is to pose in your underwear.  When did you stop reading?

She has such a bright career ahead of her…

I’m talking about her name.  Pervs.

There should be a sign above LAX arrivals that reads, “sorry we’re full”

No doubt with the help of a huge bra… I said God Damn!

According to Larry David anyway… Ep. 78: Clip – Larry on… Integrity

As dull and boring as she is…