Lauren Pope (born 29 September 1983) is an English glamour model, disc Jockey, music producer and entrepreneur.  She appeared in the first and second series of ITV2 show The Only Way is Essex as a supporting role. Dear God… does everyone list themselves as an entrepreneur?  Music producer?  Gimme a break.  She’s a chick in a small bikini with big fake boobs… why not just put that as your Wiki entry and spare everyone this [...]

Weekend’s been pretty good so far. Except for the fact that the HBO movie of the week was Our Family Wedding with Carlos Mencia. HBO sucks. But it’s only $5 a month so I don’t think it’s worth canceling. I’m watching Tough Enough with Stone Cold, it’s half way decent. There’s really nothing on, on a Saturday night. I guess that’s because people typically go out on a Saturday. I also just ate a box [...]

Gwen Stefani stepped out in a see-through skirt today, as she and her husband Gavin Rossdale took their two sons, Kingston, five, and Zuma, two to a Memorial day beach party in Malibu. Under the rays of the Californian sunshine, the sheer black material left little to the imagination, with just a subtle shift stopping the 41-year-old singer from exposing her pert posterior. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou [...]

I certainly know what I’ll be thankful for this Memorial Day weekend…Her curves are adored by men the world over and she is one of the most voluptuous stars of the moment with that classic hourglass figure.  So it’s no surprise she caused a commotion when she went for a dip in a black swimsuit while on holiday in the Italian resort of Lake Como. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards [...]

There’s a book out right now called, Tiger Mom by Amy Chua. I didn’t read it, because as you can clearly tell, I don’t read.  But I did watch her interview on the Bill Maher show.  Basically self esteem should be earned and not simply given away.  American kids have way too much self esteem for having accomplished nothing.  Jersey Shore is a perfect example.  Why the ‘eff would anybody wear something like this?  Simple [...]

If you have ever been to LAX, you’ll notice that there are only a few places where people exit and pick up their bags.  Paparazzi are rarely just standing around in the hopes of snagging pictures of huge celebrity stars such as Nick Lachey and his meal ticket Vanessa.  In other words, they made sure their agent or manager called well in advance and gave the photogs the exact time of their arrival.  They need [...]

Someone could use a bro.

Here’s “Only Way Is Essex” Amy Childs doing what she can to make sure she gets her contract renewed for another season.  Let’s face it, it wearing a sexy bikini doesn’t hurt when it comes to contract negotiations.  And she has a big enough coin purse to hold a few extra pounds. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou Funny Protestor Pics Here Aleesandra Ambrossio’s Panty Pic Celebribabes Britney And [...]

She tried to break up with him?  How does a chick try and break up with someone?  I’ve had many, many, many chicks break up with me.  There’s no “try” only “do”. Don’t return his texts, don’t pick up the phone, don’t talk to his friends… so many ways to break up with someone.  But I guess she has to say she “tried” so that she can look like a victim and not the fame [...]

Because no one would recognize her without a bikini, you can pretty much bet that Victoria will be wearing tiny bikinis well into her 60′s.  And by then she’ll look well into her 80′s.  The sun is a marvelous thing.  Let’s just be thankful that these pics are a bit blurry.  Or maybe that’s just my eye sight… my mom told me if I keep it up, I’ll go blind…

How much nothing can one person do?  Here’s Bar Refaeli enjoying her last days on Earth.  Wait, what?  that was last Saturday?  That explains why I’m living in hell.  I once had this hot waitress tell me what a curse it is to be so good looking.  Apparently nobody takes you seriously and everybody wants to bang you.  So I guess Bar Refaeli has given up on life because she does nothing with it.  I’m [...]

It looks like someone got a new agent or manager.  I haven’t seen Aubrey around in a while…and now I can’t stop seeing her.  OMFG, did she get (new) implants?  I don’t remember her being so talented.  It’s too bad she can’t get a face implant.  THAT would be impressive. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou Funny Protestor Pics Here Aleesandra Ambrossio’s Panty Pic Celebribabes Miley Cyrus Rocks The [...]

Yeah, so I ran into my dear friend Michelle this weekend.  I didn’t recognize her at first, for obvious reasons but as soon as she smiled I knew it was her.  She’s too gorgeous.  Anyway, she’s pretty pregnant – due in July.  It’s a boy.  He’s gonna be one lucky breastfeeding  mother ‘effer.  I wonder if it’s to early to ask for a sleepover?! Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – [...]